The 16 Funniest Weed Strain Names

If you want to try a new strain, cannabis varieties with funny names provide an endless source of inspiration. Often based on humorous combinations of the names of their parent strains, these cannabis strains usually live up to their names, or at a minimum, will at least give you a good laugh!

Girl Scout Cookies

The iconic indica-dominant GSC strain came about as a cross between OG Kush x Durban Poison and quickly became one of the most popular cannabis strains in the USA—you can pretty much always find Girl Scout Cookies pre-rolls and buds (pro-tip: pre-rolls are often cheaper than flower). GSC’s strain name came from its Thin Mints flavor. With THC levels up to 28%, there is really everything to love about this brilliantly-named cannabis strain.

Green Crack

Named by rap star Snoop Dog, Green Crack has become a veritable addiction for cannabis enthusiasts from Arizona to Seattle. The result of inbreeding Skunk #1, Green Crack is a sativa-dominant strain with THC levels ranging from 15% to 25% with strong cerebral, energetic effects. Among cannabis consumers who prefer to avoid the reference to cocaine, this strain is known as Green Cush or simply Cush.

Gandalf OG

This one’s for the movie buffs. This indica-dominant hybrid is the offspring of Louie XII and Skywalker OG and was named after the great Grey (or White) Wizard who smokes copious amounts of pipe weed throughout the Lord of the Rings saga. With high THC levels of 26-28%, expect to get suitably stoned with a hard-hitting sedative high that creeps up on you after an initial burst of cerebral energy.

Skywalker OG

Skywalker OG or Skywalker OG Kush is a Washington original that came about as a cross between Skywalker and OG Kush. This potent indica-dominant hybrid packs THC levels of 20-25% and 2% CBD with a nice blend of indica and sativa effects. The aroma is a combination of jet fuel, spicy diesel, and herbs. Get ready to melt into the couch and soar into the clouds with this coveted Washington weed strain!

Gorilla Glue / GG4

Gorilla Glue #4, also known as Original Glue and affectionately shortened to GG#4, is the offspring of Chocolate Diesel, Chem’s Sister, and Sour Dubb. It is popular in the medical marijuana community for its high potency. As the name suggests, this chocolate-flavored marijuana strain will glue you to the couch with its insanely high THC level of 18-32%—and keep you there for hours. Choose this strain for an afternoon of blissful euphoria.

Other Funny Weed Strain Names

It would be impossible to list all of the funny weed strain names out there, but there are a few other funny varieties of Mary Jane we simply can’t go past:

  • Oompa Loompa

  • Golden ticket

  • Animal Gas

  • Cat Piss

  • Cheetah Piss

  • Donkey Butter

  • Purple Monkey Balls

  • Unicorn Poop

  • Hidden Alien

  • Major Dental Surgery

  • Bob Saget OG

What Are You Waiting For?

With the weed strains listed above, we’ve only just touched the tip of the iceberg. Once you start looking, you’ll start to see funny weed strain names wherever you go. Many of our own Seattle pre-rolls and cannabis edibles are even created from these amusing strains.

Whether you’re drawn to names like Oompa Loompa or want to try something a bit more “out there” like Cheetah Piss, why not give some of these a try? You might just find the perfect strain for enjoying a good old giggle.